Yesterday, the Higher Education Loans Board surprised Kenyans with a text message informing them that they now support M-PESA as a loan repayment option.
Majority of Kenyans who went through university received some money from the Anniversary Towers based institution, and that explains why HELB was trending on twitter.
Below are some of the interesting tweets.
courtesy: nairobiwire
Majority of Kenyans who went through university received some money from the Anniversary Towers based institution, and that explains why HELB was trending on twitter.
Nick Mutuma:"Pockets full of money call me mike sonko" *Receives text from HELB* *Switches phone off,throws simcard into the indian Oc
Unconfirmed reports indicate that HELB loan defaulters are fleeing to neighboring countries including Uganda,Sudan and Rongai.
BREAKING NEWS: another group of HELB defaulters seen fleeing the country into south Sudan
Utaupdate status ati salo imeingia upate new notification, HELB likes this
To show his commitment before marriage, the African groom is expected to offset half of the bride's HELB loan
#MwanaumeNi Kutafuta kazi kwa HELB then unajitoa kwa list
Ukiwin Tetemesha mwanaume ni kushow safcom waeke story chini ya maji ndo HELB isijue
Some people used HELB to pay dowry"
Ruto be like..
You got the Helb message + please pay your okoa jahazi message and a missed call from ur landlord
RT if you lied that your dad is a peasant farmer for you to get maximum HELB loan"
HELB defaulters be like >> "@PyrBliss: I'm still pissed that the Mayans let us down last December."
Wasee wa Inoorero walienda kuomba Helb wakaambiwa hakuna pesa ya kuharibu
I look up on Anniversary Towers.....were will my Helb come from....
Obama be like..
Its all fun and loans until U.K gives away nyanza to pay his helb loan
I got my HELB text. I forwarded it to @SafaricomLtd to sort it out with my future Tetemesha winnings. I believe.
Next move: HELB will text your friends asking them to urge you to repay the loan."
Two Option remaining for HELB to use to trace defaulters.
a) GNLD Sales Reps
b) NSSF in collaboration with Jehovah Witness
HELB PROBLEMS SOLUTION:
Take a Faulu Loan to pay off HELB Loan,
Take M-shwari loan to pay off the Faulu loan,
Throw simcard away.
Now bitchez want a nigga who has cleared his Helb loan. I'll die alone.
EABL shld help me repay my HELB,they took the largest share!!
If Annabel wins BBA it will be awkward when the taxi takes her straight to Anniversary towers
So you mean githurai is safer than Anniversary towers
MwanaumeNi kupitia Anniversary Towers na bouncers.'
DSTV Premium Package they said. HELB loan they never said.
At this rate HELB will start sending you whatsapp messages 'ati wacha kulenga I can see you're online.
So Helb me God
courtesy: nairobiwire
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All relevant business information will be provided upon request.
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FEATURES:
Amounts from $1 million to 5 Billion+
Euro’s or US Dollars
Great Attorney Trust Account Protection
Delivered via MT760, MT799 and MT103 Swift with Full Bank Responsibility
Brokers Always Protected
Purchase Instrument of BG/SBLC : 32%+2% Min Face Value cut = EUR/USD 1M-5B
Lease Instrument of BG/SBLC : 4%+2% Min Face Value cut = EUR/USD 1M-5B
Interested Agents/Brokers, Investors and Individual proposing international project funding should contact us for directives.We will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request.
We Facilitate Bank instruments SBLC for Lease and Purchase. Whether you are a new startup, medium or large establishment that needs a financial solution to fund/get your project off the ground or business looking for extra capital to expand your operation,our company renders credible and trusted bank guarantee provider who are willing to fund and give financing solutions that suits your specific business needs.
We help you secure and issue sblc and bank guarantee for your trade, projects and investment from top AA rated world Banks like HSBC, Barclays, Dutch Ing Bank, Llyods e.t.c because that’s the best and safest strategy for our clients.e.t.c
DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS
1. Instrument: Funds backed Bank Guarantee(BG) ICC-600
2. Currency : USD/EURO
3. Age of Issue: Fresh Cut
4. Term: One year and One day
5. Contract Amount: United State Dollars/Euros (Buyers Face Value)
6. Price : Buy:32%+1, Lease: 4%+2
7. Subsequent tranches: To be mutually agreed between both parties
8. Issuing Bank: Top RATED world banks like HSBC, Barclays, ING Dutch Bank, Llyods e.t.c
9. Delivery Term: Pre advise MT199 or MT799 first. Followed By SWIFT MT760
10. Payment Term: MT799 & Settlement via MT103
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Interested Agents,Brokers, Investors and Individual proposing international project funding should contact us for directives.We will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request.
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We offer fresh cut bank instrument for lease, such as BG, SBLC, MTN, Bank Bonds, Bank Draft, T strips and others. Leased Instruments can be obtained at minimal expense to the borrower compared to other banking options. This offer is opened to both individuals and corporate bodies.
DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS
1. Instrument: Funds backed Bank Guarantee(BG) ICC-600
2. Currency : USD/EURO
3. Age of Issue: Fresh Cut
4. Term: One year and One day
5. Contract Amount: United State Dollars/Euros (Buyers Face Value)
6. Price : Buy:32%+1, Lease: 4%+2
7. Subsequent tranches: To be mutually agreed between both parties
8. Issuing Bank: Top RATED world banks like HSBC, Barclays, ING Dutch Bank, Llyods e.t.c
9. Delivery Term: Pre advise MT199 or MT799 first. Followed By SWIFT MT760
10. Payment Term: MT799 & Settlement via MT103
11. Hard Copy: By Bank Bonded Courier
Interested Agents,Brokers, Investors and Individual proposing international project funding should contact us for directives.We will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request
Name:Ardan Clooney
Email:brandfinance33@gmail.com
We are Ireland based major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe.
we always deliver on time and precision as Set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs, project financing, Credit line enhancement, Corporate Loans (Business Start-up Loans or Business Expansion Loans), Equipment Procurement Loans (Industrial Equipment, Air crafts, Ships, etc.) as well as other financial instruments issued from AAA Rated bank such as HSBC Bank Hong Kong, HSBC Bank London, Deutsche Bank AG Frankfurt, Barclays Bank , Standard Chartered Bank and others on lease at the lowest available rates depending on the face value of the instrument needed, Our Terms and Conditions are reasonable.
DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG)/SBLC (Appendix A)
2. Total Face Value: 10M MIN to 50B MAX USD or Euro
3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Deutsche Bank Frankfurt, UBS or any Top 25 .
4. Age: One Year, One Day
5. Leasing Price: 4+ 1%
6. Sale Price: 32+2%
7. Delivery by SWIFT .
8. Payment: MT103-23
9. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.
If you have need for Corporate loans, International project funding, etc. or if you have a client that requires funding for his project or business, We are also affiliated with lenders who specialize on funding against financial instruments, such as BG, SBLC, POF or MTN, we fund 100% of the face value of the financial instrument.
Inquiries from agents/ brokers/ intermediaries are also welcomed; do get back to us if you are interested in any of our services and for quality service.
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